Tolerance

I received the following from a co-worker.  In today's world, a little tolerance by all might go a long way.

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Sydney.  I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant.  Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.  We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs".  Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.  Next door to the lingerie shop  would be an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

  

All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.

The Frog and the Female Golfer

Another interesting email floating around.  Pretty smart lady.  Don't know the original source, but it gets an A+ in my book.

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes." 

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.  Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
to". 

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman
and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine." 

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
amild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ... Moral of the story: Women are not really smart, they just think they are.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. 

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who
have a good sense of humor. 

To the women in my life.  I hope you have a sense of humor.  You know how much I love golf.  Hopefully I'm not in too much trouble for posting this one.