Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Top 15 Reasons to vote for Democrats

Most of the following reasons were sent to me by a friend.  I'm not aware of the original author and I've taken license in changing a few words and changing the order to fall in line with my personal experience as to why democrats vote the way they do.  I've also added a several other items that I have observed from family members, friends, and co-workers as to why they 'always' vote for a democrat.   Although this is written in first person, I have a personal vow, as sacred as my wedding vows, that I will never, ever vote for a democrat.


Some of my grandparents were staunch democrats and my paternal grandfather once told me that he was born a democrat and would die a democrat, but he couldn't provide any rationale or evidence as to why the democrats should deserve such devotion.  The party platform, integrity of the candidate, or belief in the U.S. Constitution would never have an effect on his support for the democrat party.

15. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
14.  I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
13.  I voted Democrat becauseI think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
12.  I voted Democrat becauseI believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
11.  I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
10.  I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
9.  I voted Democraft because I don't need the facts and I get to throw a temper tantrum and accuse others of being racists, homophobic, uncharitable or wealthy when the facts don't back up my position.
8.  I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7.  I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
6.  I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
5.  I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
4.  I voted Democrat because I've never learned to think for myself and I willing let Uncle Sam take care of all of my needs until the day I die.
3.  I voted Democrat because I don't want to be responsible for my own health, wealth or security
2.  I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".  I have no idea what "HOPE AND CHANGE" means, but if Uncle Sam takes more responsibility for my life, I'm all for it.
1.  I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted in a place where the sun never shines, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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