Politically Incorrect

I don't usually make blond jokes, I have two daughters that are on the blond side.  However sometimes the stories are just to good to pass on.  The biggest challenge is trying to figure out how to categorize it.  I've decided that relationships 101 is the proper category.

1.  Two blonds were walking through the woods and came upon a set of tracks. One blonde said that they were deer tracks. The other blonde said they were moose tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit 'em.

2.  Five blonde women enter a bar and order a bottle of champagne and ten glasses from the bartender. They go and occupy a table, set a small framed picture in the middle,and start "high fiving" and dancing around the table chanting, "51 days! 51 days!"

A few minutes later, five more blondes enter the bar and join the others at the table. There is much laughing and merriment, alternating with the ritual chanting of "51 days! 51 days!"

Finally, the bartender can no longer control his curiosity and he strolls over to the table to see what is going on.

In the center is a picture of the cookie monster in a frame. When the bartender asks what the celebration is all about, one of the women says, "We were all tired of the blonde jokes about how dumb we are, so we got together and put this puzzle together. On the package it said '2 to 4 years', but we all worked together and put the puzzle together in 51 days!"

4.  A woman went to a doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem was, and she explained.

 

After hearing the story the doctor marched back to the first and demanded. What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?

 

 The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and asked, Does she still have the hiccups?