Give a man a Fish

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.

Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he will vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

Teach a man to fish and the Democrats will label you as a bigot, homophobe, Tea bagger, or will accuse you of being filthy rich, wanting to see little children starve to death, or of throwing grandma under the bus.